WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



dicksie3 1:53 Thu Dec 24
Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
As it's Christmas tomorrow - and wankers are walking around with fake cunt smiles on their faces and wearing CHRISTMAS JUMPERS *bites fist* - I think that this place could do with some more despairing threads as another shit year playing at the lop-sided cunthole Boleyn Ground nearly comes to an end...

Which despairing, arsewiping cunt signings have brought you the most DESPAIR over the years?!?!...

Iain DOWIE joining the club for a second term... And Steve JONES... *Sighs*

Mike NEWELL on-loan from Blackburn Rovers... *Shakes head*

The embarrassing re-signing of CARTHORSE Cole after we'd released the BAMBI-LEGGED after 7 or 8 DESPAIRING seasons with us...

Tomas REPKA and Gary BREEN aka DUMB AND DUMBER relegating the virtual England squad in 2003...

Kieron 'made of glass' DYER and his catalogue of injuries... Still remember that miss from the goal line Vs Birmingham City in the League Cup semi-final 2nd leg in injury-time that would be put us through... Cunt...

£10m on some alien-headed cunt called SAVIO who played about 4 games then disappeared for good - fuck knows what shitcunt league he's playing in now...

I could be here all fucking day...

I probably will be as well judging by the weather outside...

DESPAIR me... Please... Cheers!...

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Northern Sold 1:54 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
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i-Ron 1:55 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
How about.....Bilic, Payet, Lanzini....the new era....debt reducing....top 20 in the rich list....stadium around the corner

Takashi Miike 1:56 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
scott mean, mike newell, lee chapman, quashie, ljungberg, dyer

Northern Sold 1:56 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
RENTED stadium round the corner you mean

Terrywait 1:57 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
Newell was awful. Propelry bad.

Remember wondering how on earth Adam Nowland was a footballer as well.

Northern Sold 1:57 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
ChapWoMan was not too bad first 6 weeks... worked well with him, Mickey Mouse marsh and Bugsy Burrows... 3 for the price of 1...

Shandyboy 1:57 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
Titi Camara

The Joker 1:59 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
David cunting KELLY.

Russ of the BML 1:59 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
Steve Jones was worth signing if only for his performance in our 4-1 victory at WHL.

Takashi Miike 2:01 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
rigobert song, beni mccarthy, christian dailly, lee bowyer

w4hammer 2:02 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
Radislav " jah.... Im waving my hand in zeee air be
cause zat is where all their players are- they went past me 10 seconds ago " Kovac

RH 2:02 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
The Camera brothers ... Henri and Titi

Takashi Miike 2:04 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
labant, dumitrescu, the fat cunt keeper who also played for charlton, dale gordon

riosleftsock 2:05 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
David fucking Speedie

zebthecat 2:06 Thu Dec 24
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Takashi Miike 2:01 Thu Dec 24

I know Dailly was a bit crap but anyone who can trap a football with his bollocks gets a free pass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oKboxWdUNs

Helmut Shown 2:07 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
John Radford, Rigobert Song, Sandy Clark, John Cushley, Marco Boogers, Joey Beauchamp, Mike Small, Benni Mc Carthy

One McAvennieeeeee 2:08 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
Dowie done alright for us second time round.

Takashi Miike 2:10 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
sasa ilic was the player i was on about. he made alan mcknight look like lev yashin. it was scary watching him in goal for us

Northern Sold 2:14 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
Mike SMALL for 4 months was absolute mooooootard... 10 in 13 I think he had... talk of England call ups and all sorts... remember load of us going up to the City Ground where he scored a brace in a draw... nice rumble on the bridge after...

Takashi Miike 2:18 Thu Dec 24
Re: Despairing, arsewiping cunt signings over the years...
soldo, i will always like Small for his winner at highbury, great day that was

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